Angličtina pre pokročilých

Po slovensky:
Odnaucitel Anglickeho jazyka pre extremne pokrocilych. Tento kurz je urceny pre posluchacov vysokych skol a univerzit, prekladatelov, ale aj siroku verejnost, ktora pocituje unavu z prilis rozsiahlej znalosti Anglickeho jazyka. Po dokladnom precitani nasledujucich cviceni by sa mala objavit ulava, zapricinena znizenim a destrukciou Vasich jazykovych vedomosti.

In English:

Un-Teacher of the English Tongue for Top-Ranked Learners. This rate is designated for listeners of mountainous schools, transferers and also the wide public, exhausted by too high amount
of English tongue knowledge. After a massive for-reading of the following trainings there should be discovered a discount, behind-caused by enlowment and downgrade of your knowledges.


Lekcia 1: Frazeologia (Phrases, Idioms & Proverbs)


|Aka duchaplna myslienka! |What a ghostful idea!
|Bozie mlyny melu pomaly, ale isto. |God's mills are more insured than functional.
|Na zdravie! |On the health!
|Nema to cenu. |It doesn't have any price.
|Basa tvrdi muziku. |A prison makes music stronger.
|Mam sa velmi dobre. |I've got myself very good.
|Pustila som ho k vode. |I have released him to the water.
|Isiel spity pod obraz. |He went drunk under the picture.
|Si z toho cela prec. |You are all away of it.
|Dohodil mu nevestu. |He threw him the bride.
|Beriem ta za slovo. |I am taking you by the word.
|Remeslo ma zlate dno. |A craft has a golden bottom.
|Daj mi pokoj! |Give me an appartment!
|Pre mna - za mna ... |For me - beyond me ...
|Je to ako hrach na stenu hadzat. |It is like throwing peas on the wall.
|Kto do teba kamenom, ty do neho chlebom. |Who with a stone into you, you with bread into him.
|Bola na neho prikratka. |She was too short for him.
|Postavit vodu na caj. |To set a water on a tea.
|Drz hubu! |Catch the mouth!
|Ako sa do hory vola, tak sa z hory ozyva. |What scream goes to the mountain, the same goes back.
|Mam to v malicku. |I have it in my little finger.
|Mat z pekla stastie. |To have a fortune from the hell.
|Tam je pes zakopany! |The dog is dug over there!
|Loz ma kratke nohy. |A lie has short legs.
|Mat chrobaka v hlave. |To have a beetle in ones mind


Lekcia 2: Literatura (Literature)


|Kralovna zije na zamku. |A kingness lives on a lock.
|Cervena Ciapocka sa vydala na cestu.|The Red Cap got married on the road.
|Janko hrasko polahky vyhodil zbojnika na strom. |Little John Peas has easily dismissed the bush-ranger to the tree.

|Velka Noc je v plnom prude. |The Big Night is in its full stream.
|Macko Pu sa pozberal zo zeme a velmi tazko vstal. |The Pu-bear has harvested himself from the Earth and erected hard.
|Janosik zatancoval rezky odzemok a zatocil valaskou. |The Chic John has performed an off-ground dance and then screwed a Walachian girl.


Lekcia 3: Technicky jazyk (Tek-Tongue)


|Pocitac vyhlasil chybu. |An after-reader has pronounced a mistake.
|Cez kovove vodice moze prechadzat elektricky prud. |An ellectrical stream can walk during metallic drivers.
|Mohli by ste, prosim, zavriet okno? |Would you mind pressing ALT+F4 ?
|Stlacte lave tlacidlo mysi a potom zvolte typ ovladaca na vasej maticnej doske. |Press the left pressling of the rat and then elect your mother board's driver.
|Mojmu mobilnemu telefonu prave dosla bateria. |A battery of my moveable phone has just arrived.
Pocitacova tlaciaren dokaze vytlacit lubovolny textovy vystup. |A counter-presser is able to produce any character's performance.


Lekcia 4: Politika (Politics)


|Velvyslanec bol vymenovany. |A broadcaster was outnamed.
|Politicka strana podviedla vsetkych svojich volicov. |A political side has underconducted all of its voters.
|Hovorca poprednej politickej strany hral na slavnostnom vecierku billiard s velvyslancovou asistentkou. |Teller of the political front page was rolling balls with outcaster's mistress on the jubilee little evening.


Lekcia 5: Slang (Slang)


|Je mi na sablu. |It is on the sword to me.
|Nehodime poker? |Why don't we throw a poker?
|Je to cele na kocku! |It's all on a pussy-cat!
|Je mi to platne jak hadovi nohy. |It's valid to me like legs to a snake.
|Neskocime na didzinu? |Wouldn't we jump on a discotheque?


Lekcia 6: Hobby (Hobby & Pastime Activities)


|V lete, ked byva poriadna horucava, vsetci chodia surfovat na pobrezie. |In flight, when it's precise warmthness, everybody is browsing banks.


Lekcia 7: Nazvy piesni z originalu do Slovenciny (Song Titles)


|You could be mine. |Mohol si byt banikom.
|The show must go on. |Ukaz mi pokracovanie.
|Can't touch this. |Nemozem to otocit.
|Let it be. |Nechaj tu vcelu.
|Love me do. |Urob mi to.
|Hold me tight. |Podrz mi ponozku.
|Roll over Beethoven. |Prevalcuj Beethovena.

Lekcia 8: Zdvorila konverzacia (Polite Conversation)

|Prosim Vas, kolko je hodin? |Hey, ho' many watches 'ya got?
|Ako sa volate? |How do you call yourself?
|Vase oci zari |Your eyes September

Lekcia 9: Slovenske mena (Slovak names)

Drahoslav..... Expensiver
Bohuslava..... Godfamy
Severin....... Northbert
Radovan....... Joyster
Dobroslav..... Goodmaker
Zora.......... Aurora
Gejza......... Gaybehind
Gaspar........ Jester
Perla......... Pearl
Pravoslav..... Rightcelebrator
Vlasta........ Hairy-fairy
Zlatica....... Goldie
Bohumil....... Godlover
Kazimir....... Spoiler
Svetlana...... Lantern
Vitazoslav.... Winnerfan
Jarmila....... Springlover
Lesana........ Forestie
Lenka......... Only K.
Blanka........ Membrane
Ladislav...... Tuner
Tichomir...... Silencer
Prokop........ Spader
Nora.......... Lair
Ludomil....... Manlover
Edita......... Wordie
Levoslav...... Lioner
Koloman....... Wheelman
Lukas......... Archer
Svatopluk..... Holysquad
Barbara....... Savagress
Kryštof Bastard z Polžic a Bezdružic ... Christophert the Bastard from After-Spoon and WithoutSatelites


Lekcia 10: Geograficke nazvy (Geographical names)

Senica.................... Hayville
Nitra..................... Nitro City
Nove Zamky................ New Castles / New Locks
Liptovsky Mikulas......... The Liptov Santa Claus
Zvolen.................... San Selectado
Rim. Sobota............... Rome Saturday
Roznava................... Grillside
Presov.................... Forshow
Michalovce................ Michaelsheep
Dubnica................... Oakville
Revuca.................... Screamingstone
Nalepkovo................. Sticker Valley
Partizanske............... Los Guerillos
Stupava................... Stepside
Nove Mesto nad Vahom...... New York upon Scales
Kremnica.................. Creamton
Nova Bana................. New Mine
Dunajska Streda........... Danube Wednesday
Modra..................... Blueford


Lekcia 11: Povolania (Professions)

Naslovo vzaty odbornik. For-a-word-taken expert.
Ostrielany pravnik. An overshooted lawyer.
Podnapity predavac. Underdrunken forgiver.
Uzkoprsa sestricka. A narrow-breasted little sister.